time rugby,,,

wajah nakal ashraf@biskod...


spa tu???


mcm nk p perang plak,,,


muhd farid suhaimi bwt comei leh...


srum,,,


md jiwa ragbi 2009(johan peringkat kebangsaan)

saja2,,,

Seorang guru tadika sedang memupuk rasa percaya diri kepada pelajarnya-pelajarn ya. Guru tersebut meminta mereka untuk memperkenalkan diri sekaligus memberitahu tentang cita-cita mereka. Abu berdiri dan berkata, "Nama saya Abu bin Dolah. Bila besar nanti saya ingin jadi juruterbang, jadi bolehlah saya pergi ke Australia , Eropah , Iraq dan sebagainya". "Bagus Abu. Terima kasih. Siapa lagi?", tanya cikgu. Seorang pelajar perempuan yang duduk di tepi berdiri dan berkata, "Nama saya Noni binti Samad. Kalau besar nanti, Noni nak jadi suri rumah tangga dan mempunyai anak-anak yang comel". "Bagus. Jadi suri rumah tangga merupakan cita-cita yang mulia. Siapa lagi?". Seman berdiri dan berkata, "Saya Seman bin Leman, bila besar nanti saya bercita-cita untuk membantu Noni mencapai cita-citanya. ..".

Cinta Itu Buta

1. Cinta itu buta tatkala kedua-dua pasangan atau salah seorang dari mereka tiada penglihatan atau dalam bahasa mudahnya buta.. Jadi sudah pastilah sukar untuk mengambarkan paras fizikal pasangan tersebut.. Namun yang menariknya kadang kala pasangan ini memiliki cinta yang lebih kukuh berbanding manusia normal.
2. Individu yang cantik tetapi pasangan hodoh.. Kalau hodoh paras rupa masih ok tapi hodoh dari segi perangai, sikap dan sebagainya… Malahan ada yang sanggup berkorban untuk pasangan yang terang-terang tidak akan menjadi pasangan yang mampu membimbing mereka.. Jadi mungkin mata individu tersebut telah dibutakan.. Macammana?? Wallahualam
3. Pasangan yang hanya mengharapkan harta semata-mata.. Terdapat beberapa kes di mana gadis yang muda berkahwin dengan lelaki yang telah layak untuk digelar datuk( bukan datuk pangkat) .. Dan ada antara mereka yang memikirkan harta yang dapat melalui perkahwinan tersebut.. Rasanya yang ini semua orang tau.. Mata mereka dibutakan oleh duit dan harta…
4. Situasi ini lagi teruk.. Individu berpasangan dengan pasangan yang berjantina sama??? Kenapa ?? Apakah yang telah menyebabkan mata mereka buta?? Adakah tidak cukup lelaki/wanita di muka bumi ini?? Hanya mereka-mereka yang boleh menjawabnya..
5. Yang terakhir sering kita lupa.. Kita sering lupa untuk menyintaiNya.. Kita sering menyanyangi antara satu sama lain tapi kadangkala kita terlupa menyintai Pencipta kita.. Mungkin kita telah dibutakan dengan cinta-cinta yang lain??

The BENEFITS of SEX

Reading this is entertaining

Did you know that we can determine if a person is sexually active or not by looking at her skin?

• Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that a woman who has sexual relations produces big amounts of estrogen which makes hair shiny and soft.
• To make love in soft and relaxed way reduces the possibilities of suffering from dermatitis and acne. The sweat produced cleans pores and makes the skin shine.
• To make love allows to burn all the calories accumulate is this romantic love scene.
• Sex is one of the safest sports. It strengthens and tonifies all body muscles. It is more enjoyable than doing 20 lapses in the pool. And you don’t need special shoes!
• Sex is an instantaneous cure against depression. It frees endorphins in the blood flow, creating a state of euphoria and leaves us with a feeling of well-being.
• The more we make love, the more we have the capacity to do more. A body sexually active releases a higher amount of pheromone. This subtle aroma excites the opposite sex!
• Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFICIENT THAN VALIUM.
• To kiss everyday allows to avoid the dentist. Kisses aid saliva in cleaning teeth and lower the quantity of acids causing enamel weakening.
• Sex relieves headaches. Each time we make love, it releases the tension in brain veins.
• To make love a lot can heal a nasal congestion. Sex is a natural antihistaminic. It helps fight asthma and spring allergies.

Your Birthday Color

If your birthday is on... Scroll down to find out about your nature...

December 23rd - January 1st	Red
January 2nd - January 11th	Orange
January 12th - January 24th	Yellow
January 25th - February 3	Pink
February 4th - February 8th	Blue
February 9th - February 18th	Green
February 19th - February 28th	Brown
March1st - Match 10th	Aqua
March 11 - March 20th	Lime
March 21st	Black
March 22nd - March 31st	Purple
April 1st - April 10th	Navy
April 11th - April 20th	Silver
April 21st - April 30th	White
May 2nd - May 14th	Blue
May 15th - May 24th	Gold
May 25th - June 3rd	Cream
June 4th - June13th	Gray
June 14 - June 23rd	Maroon
June 24th	Gray
June 25 - July 4th	Red
July 5th - July 14th	Orange
July 15th - July 25 th	Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th	Pink
August 5th - August 13th	Blue
August 14th - August 23rd	Green
August 24 - September 2nd	Brown
September 3rd - September12th	Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd	Lime
September 23rd	Olive
September 24th - October 3rd	Purple
October 4th - October 13th	Navy
October 14th - October 23rd	Silver
October 24 - November 11th	White
November 12th - November 21st	Gold
November 22nd - December1st	Cream
December 2nd - December11th	Gray
December 12th - December 21st	Maroon
December 22nd	Teal

RED

Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM

Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

TEAL

You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD

You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON

You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE

You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

OLIVE

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN

You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find ou t you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE

You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK

You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

ORANGE

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

What Family Is

Do you know what family is?
Do you really understand what is behind the word family?
It gives us a shock when we know the answer.

FAMILY
Father And Mother, I Love You

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?
Because:
W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
E-Entertainment

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
Because:
H-Housing
U-Understanding
S-Sharing
B-Buying
A-And
N-Never
D-Demanding

Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?
Especially from our loved ones. The word HELLO means:
H-How are you?
E-Everything all right?
L-Like to hear from you
L-Love to see you soon!
O-Obviously, I miss you ..... so, HELLO! Good day!

Pemain Bola Sepak Terbaik Yang Pernah Aku Tengok,,,

ronaldinho,messi,eto

edgar davids

beckham

steven gerrard

fabio cannavaro

ini yg trbaik,cristiano ronaldo...

15 Maksiat Yang Mengundang Bala

Maksud hadis :
"Daripada Ali bin Abi Thalib r.a., Rasullulah s.a.w. bersabda:
"Apabila umatku telah membuat lima belas pekara, maka bala pasti akan turun kepada mereka, iaitu :

1. Apabila harta negara hanya beredar kepada orang-orang tertentu.

2. Apabila amanah dijadikan suatu sumber keuntungan.

3. Zakat dijadikan hutang.

4. Suami yang menuruti kehendak isteri.

5. Anak derhaka kepada ibunya.

6. Sedangkan ia berbaik-baik dengan kawannya.

7. Ia suka menjauhkan diri daripada ayahnya.

8. Suara sudah ditinggikan di dalam masjid.

9. Yang menjadi ketua satu kaum adalah yang terhina di antara mereka.

10. Seseorang yang dimuliakan kerana ditakuti kejahatannya.

11. Khamar (arak) sudah diminum di merata tempat.

12. Kain sutera banyak dipakai (oleh kaum lelaki)

13. Para artis disanjung (menjadi pujaan).

14. Muzik banyak dimainkan.

15. Generasi akhir umat ini melaknat (menyalahkan) generasi pertama (sahabat).

Maka pada ketika itu hendaklah mereka menanti angin merah atau gempa bumi ataupun mereka akan di ubah menjadi makhluk yang lain." H.R. Tarmizi.

Panduan Mengkhusyukkan Sembahyang

1. Memakai pakaian yang bersih dan suci lagi kemas serta bau-bauan yang diharuskan dan sentiasa sembahyang di awal waktu kecuali jika ada sesuatu majlis atau keuzuran
2. Tidak memandang ke kiri atau ke kanan sebaliknya terus memandang ke tempat sujud
3. Menyemaikan di dalam hati perasaan takut dan rendah diri terhadap Allah yang Maha Melihat setiap gerak-geri kita
4. Menumpukkan pandangan ke tempat sujud dan tidak banyak menggerakkan anggota badan dalam sembahyang
5. Membanyakkan sedekah terutamanya kepada golongan fakir miskin
6. Memastikan tidak ada gangguan di dalam kawasan atau persekitaran sembahyang
7. Cuba memahami segala isi bacaan dalam sembahyang termasuk ayat Al Quran, zikir dan tasbih
8. Mengambil wuduk dengan sempurna supaya air merata pada semua bahagian anggota yang wajib dan membaca doa apabila air melalui di tiap-tiap anggota tersebut
9. Membaca surah An-Nas, selawat ke atas Rasulullah SAW, istighfar dan apa-apa bacaan untuk menjauhkan gangguan syaitan sebelum takbir
10. Tidak menahan diri dari membuang air kecil atau air besar sebelum sembahyang sebaliknya hendaklah ditunaikan hajat itu
11. Menjaga makan dan minum dan memastikan sumbernya dari yang bersih lagi halal serta menjauhi makanan yang haram dan syubahat
12. Memastikan di bahagian hadapan tempat sujud tidak ada gambar yang boleh menarik pandangan yang menyebabkan fikiran dan hati terganggu
13. Banyak mengingati mati dan menganggap sembahyang yang dilakukan itu adalah sembahyang yang terakhir dalam hidupnya
14. Menyedari hakikat yang ianya sedang berhadapan dengan Allah yang Maha Agung dan Maha Mengetahui akan segala rahsia hambanya
15. Memusatkan seluruh ingatan dan tumpuan pada sembahyang serta melambatkan bacaan tasbih